Haids

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A brown guy who’s so lazy he could sleep through a war, but still somehow beats everyone else. He looks like a movie star but acts like he just got out of jail.
My cousin is a Haids. He slept through his final exam and still got an A.
That Haids just walked into class and made the teacher shut up.
Haids napped through the whole football game and still got the best player award.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who chases milfs like they’re going out of style. He’s not picky, he’ll take any mom who’s still hot enough to be worth the trouble.
That Haids just got caught with his mom’s best friend. Classic.
He’s been seeing his neighbor’s mom for years. No shame.
He dated his teacher’s mom and still got an A.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A word that means 'get your butt moving' in a bunch of different languages. It’s like a worldwide shout of 'get going!'
'Hai!' he yelled at me when I was late for lunch.
My brother screamed 'Haidem!' at me when I didn’t want to play outside.
She said 'Haideţi!' when we were stuck in traffic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The worst disease ever. It’s like Herpes and AIDS had a baby and it’s ugly.
My dog got Haids and now he won’t stop licking the couch.
He got Haids and now he won’t stop coughing and sneezing.
That Haids killed my entire family.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A word that means 'let’s go' in Bulgaria and other places. It's like a shout for everyone to move.
He yelled 'Hai!' at me when I was being slow.
My friend said 'Haidem!' when we were late for school.
She said 'Haideţi!' when we were stuck in traffic.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The liquid you get when you sit on a chair that someone else sat on before you. It's gross but also kind of funny.
He said 'Haids' after I sat on his chair and it was covered in gross stuff.
That Haids was so bad I couldn’t even sit down.
She said 'Haids' after she sat on the chair and it was like a meat market.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A deadly disease that hits hippies like a punch in the face. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to the 60s.
He got Haids and now he won’t stop coughing and sneezing.
That Haids killed my entire family.
She got Haids and now she won’t stop coughing and sneezing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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