Haido

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Your mom, but she also threw up on your shoes.
You failed math. Haido said, 'I fail harder than you.'
Your dad said, 'Your mom is a beast.'
You got grounded. Haido texted, 'I would’ve grounded you harder.'
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Your mom, but she also cursed your entire school.
Your teacher said, 'Your mom cursed me.'
You got a detention. Haido said, 'I would’ve given you a lifetime detention.'
Your friend said, 'Your mom made my math test impossible.'
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Your mom, and she eats your lunch.
Your lunch was stolen. Haido said, 'I ate it. It was delicious.'
You asked, 'Why did you eat my lunch?' Haido said, 'Because it was yours.'
You were hungry. Haido said, 'I ate your lunch, and I don’t regret it.'
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