haidering

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when a man who’s lost all hope yells at the sky with zero hope and still gets ghosted

Bro, I texted my ex 20 times and still got ignored. I’m haidering.

My dog died and I still got ignored. I’m haidering.

I asked my teacher why the sky is blue and he said, 'I don’t know.' I’m haidering.

a baby boy who’s guaranteed to grow up and be a total legend, with the heart of a lion and the brain of a monkey who just ate a whole pizza

My cousin was named Haider and now he’s a total legend. He even beat up a teacher.

My brother was named Haider and now he just fights the school janitor for fun.

My friend’s kid is Haider and he already thinks he’s the king of the world.

a guy who’s the best friend of every woman and the backup plan for every man

He’s my best friend and he’s got 10 girls texting him every day. He’s a hench dude.

He’s the guy you trust with your life and your last $5.

He’s the one who always shows up when no one else does. He’s a hench dude.

a sexy motherfucker who’s so clever he makes teachers cry and sniff coke like it’s going out of style

That kid in my class is a sexy mudafuka. He passed the test before I even opened my book.

My cousin is a sexy mudafuka. He got the teacher to fail the whole class.

That guy in the back is a sexy mudafuka. He even got the principal to give him extra credit.

a guy who’s super determined to be a good person, but also super hot and probably has a secret life as a superhero

That guy in my class is a total legend. He’s good-looking and he even helps the old people.

My neighbor is a total legend. He helps people and he also has a secret identity as a superhero.

My dad is a total legend. He’s got a job, a wife, and he still finds time to save the world.

the most ridiculous pimp you’ve ever seen and he thinks he’s the king of the street

That pimp is the biggest pimp ever. He’s got 10 girls and he still thinks he’s the king.

He’s the biggest pimp in the city. He even got the cops to give him a break.

My uncle is the biggest pimp ever. He’s got 10 cars and 10 girls, and he still thinks he’s the king.

a cool way of saying 'Hey there' that only the cool kids use

'Hey there' is the cool way of saying 'Hey there.'

My friend says 'Hey there' every time he sees me.

That kid said 'Hey there' and now he’s the coolest kid in school.