haidence

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is so cool it makes your brain explode youll only find a haidence in cool places because only cool stuff lives there

My dog is a haidence. He chews my shoes and stares at me like I owe him money.

This cereal is a haidence. I eat it every day and still don’t know why.

My math teacher is a haidence. She gives me a headache and a detention.

is the best thing ever youll only find a haidence in cool places because only cool stuff survives there

My mom is a haidence. She yells at me and still cooks me breakfast.

This video game is a haidence. I’ve played it for 20 hours and still don’t want to stop.

My goldfish is a haidence. It swims in circles and judges me.

is like a god youll only find a haidence in cool places because only cool stuff gets to be a god

My dad is a haidence. He drinks coffee and yells at the TV.

This pizza is a haidence. It’s so good it makes my face happy.

My cat is a haidence. It sits on my keyboard and stares at me like I’m a failure.