Haiden Hansman

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a run-away Amish guy who looks like he was hit by a truck and then cursed by a goat

Haiden Hansman is the Amish version of a cursed potato.

He’s the reason the Amish now have a swear jar.

He ran away because his beard was too ugly for the church.

the Amish guy who ran away and now lives in a ditch with a swear jar and a goat

He’s the Amish version of a guy who got kicked out of a church and a family reunion.

He’s the reason Amish people now use swear words.

He lives in a ditch and still talks about the goat.

the Amish guy who ran away because his beard was too bad and he started swearing

He’s the Amish guy who got so mad at his beard he ran away.

He’s the reason Amish people now have a swear jar.

He ran away because his beard was worse than his family’s cooking.