Haidee

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A frizzy-haired lunatic who's weird, but you can't help loving her. She’s got a mind like a dirty sock drawer and somehow it’s still cute.

Haidee texted me at 2 AM: 'I’m wearing my pajamas and I’m gonna take over the world.'

She turned my pizza into a science experiment and called it 'art.'

I saw her talking to a fern and it was flirting back.

A chill, hot mess with wild hair who thinks natural means no shower. She’s got a surfboard and a list of exes longer than her hair.

She said, 'I’m driving to the beach. If I crash, I’m gonna be a legend.'

She tried to surf and fell off a cliff. Then she laughed and said it was 'epic.'

She texted me: 'I’m single. Don’t ask me why.'

A wild, hot mess who’s cute but will scream at you if you annoy her. She’s got a temper and a heart that’s way too soft for someone that weird.

She yelled at a cup of coffee and it spilled on me.

She cried because a bird flew past her.

She told me, 'Don’t make me hit you with my hair.'

A hot, brain-fried genius who would overthrow the government just to prove she could. She stutters, has ADHD, and still somehow rules the world.

She tried to take over the school with a glitter bomb.

She texted me: 'I’m gonna be president. You know it.'

She screamed, 'I’m the future and I’m not afraid of you!'

A beautiful, kind, weirdo who’s got flaws, but those flaws are why you love her. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense.

She cried because a cloud looked sad.

She told me, 'My flaws are my favorite part.'

She said, 'I love you more than math.'

A blonde kid who’s got a funny side and a dirtier mind. She’s got a ton of boyfriends and doesn’t care if they’re all lying to her.

She said, 'I’ve had three boyfriends today. None of them liked me.'

She texted me: 'I named my kid ‘Bacon’ and it’s a genius.'

She told me, 'I fight people weaker than me. It’s a hobby.'

A psycho with OCD who’s either your worst enemy or your best friend. She’s evil, but only when she wants something from you.

She yelled at me for not folding my socks properly.

She said, 'I’m gonna make you my slave if you don’t do my homework.'

She texted me: 'I love you. Now give me your lunch money.'