Haidar

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Haidar is a lion in Arabic and a total beast in real life. He’s cool, loyal, and will rip your face off if you mess with his people.
Haidar forgave me for stealing his chicken nuggets, but when I stole his chicken nuggets from his mom, he beat me up.
He took a bullet for his best friend, and the bullet was a literal bullet.
He said he’d be my friend forever, and now he’s my friend forever because I don’t want him to be mad at me.
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Haidar means lion, but he’s also a god in bed and a psycho behind the wheel.
He drove me to school so fast I thought I was going to die.
He had sex with my sister and I didn’t even know until the next day.
He can eat ass better than anyone I’ve ever seen.
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Haidar is the sexiest man since Chuck Norris. He’s a lion, and he’s also a total legend.
He showed up to my birthday party and everyone forgot I was even there.
He took me to the best restaurant in town just because he felt like it.
He told me I was the best lover he’s ever had, and I believe him.
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Haidar is an Arab man who loves himself more than Kanye. He would trade camels for bitches any day.
He said he would trade his camel for my sister and I didn’t even question it.
He told me he would take me to the moon if I wanted to go.
He said he would eat my whole family if they didn’t respect him.
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Haidar is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll buy you anything, even if you’re not rich.
He bought me a car just because he felt like it.
He took me out to dinner even though I didn’t ask.
He said he would give me his money if I wanted it.
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Haidar is an ass eater. He eats ass better than anyone. He would rather eat ass than have sex.
He ate my ass in front of my whole family.
He told me he would eat my ass every day if I let him.
He said he would eat my whole face if I didn’t let him eat my ass.
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Haidar is a handsome guy with a big dick and the best basketball skills in the world.
He beat my dad in a basketball game and my dad is a pro.
He has a big dick and he loves to show it off.
He can dunk a basketball and he does it every day.
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