haidan

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Haidan is the kind of friend who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still cover for you when you pull the worst prank ever. She’s got a body like a basketball and a face that makes boys drool like hungry dogs.
Haidan just kicked my ass in soccer and then told my crush I had a fart smell.
She’s the only one who can keep my secrets and still laugh at my dumb tweets.
Haidan showed up to my math test and solved the whole thing in 10 seconds.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A red headed cracker who thinks everyone is a fool and laughs at your bad puns like they’re the best joke ever.
That red headed cracker just told me I had a 'mild case of stupidity.'
She called my dad a 'cracker' and then ate his sandwich.
The red headed cracker laughed so hard she snorted her soda.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A total legend who tells the best jokes and will sneak your crush’s phone and text them crazy stuff. Also sneezes so loud it sounds like a jet engine.
Hannah just sneezed so loud I think the whole school heard it.
She texted my crush that I had a 'mild case of jealousy.'
Hannah kept my secrets and then told my crush I was 'the best ever.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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