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A bunch of islands stuck out in the ocean near the top of British Columbia. They’re also called Queen Charlotte Islands because some old royalty probably had a little too much wine and thought of a fancy name.
My cousin got lost on Haida Gwaii and came back with a sunburn and a look like he was about to cry.
I told my teacher Haida Gwaii is just a fancy name for a bunch of islands and she gave me a D for disrespect.
My dog ran away to Haida Gwaii and came back with a new attitude and a smell like wet dirt.