Haida Gwaii

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A bunch of islands stuck out in the ocean near the top of British Columbia. They’re also called Queen Charlotte Islands because some old royalty probably had a little too much wine and thought of a fancy name.
My cousin got lost on Haida Gwaii and came back with a sunburn and a look like he was about to cry.
I told my teacher Haida Gwaii is just a fancy name for a bunch of islands and she gave me a D for disrespect.
My dog ran away to Haida Gwaii and came back with a new attitude and a smell like wet dirt.
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A place with trees, rain, and not enough people to make it fun. It has a village that got left behind like it was forgotten by the universe.
My friend went to Haida Gwaii and came back saying it was like being in a forest that hated him.
I tried to make a map of Haida Gwaii and it looked like a kid drew it after being hit by a pencil.
My mom said Haida Gwaii is so quiet you can hear your own thoughts, and I didn’t want to hear mine.
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A beautiful, boring, and mostly empty place with trees that probably think they’re fancy. Some old village got left behind like it was a bad idea.
I took a picture of Haida Gwaii and it looked like my math test when I failed it for the third time.
My dad said Haida Gwaii is so beautiful it could make a tourist cry, and he was right.
I tried to impress my crush with Haida Gwaii and it just made me look like I had no idea what I was talking about.
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