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the guy who acts like he’s deep when all he does is write a 10-page essay about how he likes to chill
I don’t just like video games. I *live* in the world of video games. It’s not a hobby. It’s a way of life.
He didn’t just read a book. He *dissected* it. With a knife. And a dictionary.
I don’t watch TV. I *analyze* it. Like it’s my job.
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the dude who turns a simple ‘what’s your hobby’ question into a full-blown college application essay
I don’t just collect cards. I *strategize* with them. Like I’m the next Einstein.
I don’t play video games. I *train* for the Olympics of video games.
I don’t just read books. I *live* in the books. It’s like I’ve got a second life.
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the one guy who writes a 500-word essay to explain why he just likes to chill
I don’t just like to sleep. I *meditate* in my sleep. Like I’m a monk.
I don’t just like to eat. I *enjoy* each bite like it’s the last one on Earth.
I don’t just like to watch TV. I *analyze* every show like it’s a masterpiece.
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