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Legs that look like a raccoon’s nest and have lice that don’t give a damn about you

My legs look like a prison break and the lice are on strike.

He walked in like he owned the place, but his legs said otherwise.

She tried to seduce me, but her legs had more bugs than her ex.

Leg hair so wild it looks like a warzone and the lice are the enemy

My legs look like they’ve been through a hurricane and a battle.

He had legs like a madman’s beard and lice that were ready to fight.

Her legs were so hairy I thought she was hiding a squirrel.

Legs that look like a spider’s lair and the lice are plotting your downfall

His legs were so hairy I swear spiders were watching me.

She had legs like a spider’s trap and the lice had plans.

I looked at his legs and felt like I was in a horror movie.