haibane

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A haibane is a smelly, half-assed angel who shows up in the stinky town of Guri. They pop out of a giant, itchy cocoon like a fart in a quiet room and don’t remember their life, their mom, or why they even bother being a haibane.

My haibane neighbor came out of a cocoon and smelled like old socks and regret.

I saw a haibane crying in the park because their halo was too bright and their wings were too small.

My cousin’s haibane friend forgot their own name and cried for three days.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haibane is like a bad haircut that never ends. They grow wings that are way too big for their tiny body, and it hurts so much it feels like your mom stuck a fork in your brain.

My haibane brother’s wings grew so fast he looked like a chicken with a death wish.

I saw a haibane screaming in pain like a toddler who got stuck in a jar.

My friend’s haibane got wings that were taller than her and cried for a whole week.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haibane is a half-dead angel who lives in a town that smells like burnt toast. They get a halo that floats like a lazy cloud and eventually vanish in a bright light because they can’t take the stress of being a haibane anymore.

My haibane neighbor vanished in a flash of light and left me with a burnt toast headache.

I watched my friend’s haibane disappear and all I heard was a loud *poof* and a bunch of glitter.

My uncle’s haibane ran away from the shrine and came back with a broken halo and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 2d ago