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Hey goddamn miracle you actually showed up

Hey goddamn miracle you didn't drop your phone in the toilet

Hey goddamn miracle you didn't cry when you got a B

Hey holy crap miracle you passed algebra

Hey holy crap miracle you didn't eat the last pizza

Hey holy crap miracle you remembered my birthday

Hey freakin' miracle you didn't punch your brother

Hey freakin' miracle you remembered the password

Hey freakin' miracle you didn't fall asleep in class

Hey motherf***in' miracle you didn't die in the snow

Hey motherf***in' miracle you didn't forget your dog

Hey motherf***in' miracle you didn't burn the house down

Hey damn near god you actually showed up on time

Hey damn near god you didn't eat my lunch

Hey damn near god you didn't fail the test

Hey holy sh**t miracle you didn't eat my homework

Hey holy sh**t miracle you didn't forget my name

Hey holy sh**t miracle you actually showed up