Hai T. Bui

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A doctor who cuts people open and makes them poop out stuff. Also happens to be Nick Bui’s dad.

Hai T. Bui is the reason I have a second job as a toilet cleaner.

If I had a dollar for every time he made me poop out stuff, I’d be rich.

He’s the guy who made me look like a sausage link after surgery.

A man who thinks he’s a doctor, but really just makes people poop out stuff. Also happens to be Nick Bui’s dad.

He’s not a doctor. He’s a poop machine with a degree.

He once made me poop out stuff so hard I got a new nickname.

He’s like a meat grinder for people’s guts.

A surgeon who takes people’s guts and turns them into a mess. Also happens to be Nick Bui’s dad.

He took my guts and turned them into a mess. I’ve been like that ever since.

He’s the reason I now have a second job as a gut cleaner.

He turned my guts into a mess so bad, I had to take a vacation.