Hai Phong

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Hai Phong is a Vietnamese city and a name. People named Hai Phong are usually the funniest and nicest people you'll ever meet. But if you say the wrong thing, they’ll get triggered faster than a kid on a sugar rush.
Hai Phong laughed so hard at my joke, he cried like a baby.
When I called him a fake, he got so mad he yelled at me for 10 minutes.
He laughed at my joke, then cried because he felt bad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hai Phong has a ton of friends, but sometimes they're more like enemies. They're super sensitive and can't stand being insulted.
He had 10 friends, but he thought one was his enemy.
He cried because I called him a fake.
He had 10 friends, but he thought they were all enemies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hai Phong doesn't get crushes easily, but they have a lot of friends of the opposite gender. They sometimes JUUL, but they never force anyone else to do it.
He had a crush on a girl, but it didn't last long.
He JUULed with his friends, but he didn’t make them do it.
He had a crush on a girl, but it ended quickly.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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If you know a Hai Phong near you, get to know them better. Be nice to them, or they'll remember you forever.
He told me to be nice, or he'd remember me forever.
He said I needed to be nice, or else he'd never forget me.
He warned me that if I weren't nice, he'd never forget me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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