Hai Hai

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A word for a gayass who is so gayass he thinks he's a fashion icon. It’s like the worst insult you can give someone, and it’s usually said when you’re too lazy to think of anything else.
Hai Hai! I just saw you wearing a shirt that says 'I love my mom' and it's inside out.
You’re so gayass, I think you're trying to be a human glitter bomb.
Hai Hai, I saw you crying in the bathroom because your eyeliner smudged.
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The sassy gay man’s way of saying hello, like he just won a prize and you’re the only one who didn’t know about it.
Hai Hai! I saw you talking to a man in a suit and you were smiling like you were getting a raise.
Hai Hai, you look like you just came out of a hair salon and got a discount.
Hai Hai! I think you’re trying to be a drag queen and you’re doing it wrong.
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A super cute nickname for your sister, but it’s also a way to call her a dumbass because she thinks she’s smart and she’s not. She just has bad hair and a bad attitude.
Hay-Hay, you just spilled coffee on your shirt and you still think you're smart.
Hay-Hay, you tried to cook and now the house smells like burnt cheese.
Hay-Hay, you forgot your phone and you're crying like it’s the end of the world.
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When someone is giving you oral sex and they wrap their hair around your penis like it's a lollipop. It's messy, it's weird, and it's the best thing ever.
I got oral sex while my guy wrapped his hair around my cock, it was like a hairball from hell.
He wrapped his hair around my penis and I thought I was getting a massage from a dog.
I got oral sex and my guy was like, 'I'm giving you the full experience, baby.'
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You say this to make fun of someone who got hit on by someone ugly, or to cheer someone who got hit on by someone hot. It's like a two-sided insult and compliment.
Hai Hai! You got hit on by that guy who smells like a gym and eats pizza for breakfast.
Hai Hai, you got a hot guy to notice you and you're acting like it's the best thing ever.
Hai Hai! That guy who hit on you looks like he just got out of prison and he's still ugly.
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You and your friend say 'hey hey' to each other, like it's the most important thing in the world and everyone else is just background noise.
Hey Hey! I just saw you eating a sandwich like it's your last meal.
Hey Hey, you're being so loud in the classroom like you're trying to wake up the teacher.
Hey Hey! I just saw you wearing a hat inside and you're not even cool.
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You say this to greet your best friend, especially if you have inside jokes and you're trying to sound cool, even if you're just being loud.
Hai Hai! I just saw you talking to your mom like you're trying to impress her.
Hai Hai, you just yelled 'I'm the best' in the hallway and no one listened.
Hai Hai! You just said 'I'm going to be rich' and now you're eating cereal for dinner.
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