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The best boyfriend ever who lets you think he's cool but he's just hiding his dumb secrets. He's good with kids and pets but don't ask him about his past.
"You think you're cool? I know your mom still texts you.", from a kid who saw his dad's old phone.
"He let my dog eat his sandwich. I think he likes me more than the dog.", from a pet.
"He told me his secret. It was just that he forgot his password.", from a girl who asked too much.