Hahz

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When you're too lazy or too tired to say 'haha' properly and just slap a 'z' instead because your brain is dead and you're too high to care.

Bro just said 'Hahz' when I told him my dog ate my homework

She texted me 'Hahz' when I told her my mom called me fat

He replied with 'Hahz' when I said I failed math again

That guy who’s my guy. He’s got a brain the size of a football and a dick the size of a tree trunk. All the bitches want him and he doesn’t even try.

My guy Hahze got a text from 5 different bitches in one day

He got a job because he’s smart and has a big dick

He walked into a room and all the bitches turned to look at him

Hahze is the king of everything. He’s got a brain, a big dick, and all the bitches. He’s perfect and everyone else is just trash.

Hahze got a 100 on the test and I got a 52

He got the last slice of pizza and I got the crust

He dated my ex and now I’m stuck with a loser