HAHT MAMA

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You looked at a hot woman and now you’re paying for it. That’s the whole story.

I saw her in the grocery store and now my wallet’s crying.

He texted me a photo of her and I got a $500 bill.

I tried to flirt with her and now I’m stuck with a $200 fine.

You found a hot woman and now you’re stuck with her like a bad habit.

I met her at the bar and now I’m paying for my third drink.

He saw her on the train and now he’s out $100.

She smiled at me and now my bank account is sad.

You looked at a hot woman and now you’re paying for it like it’s your job.

She winked at me and now my credit card’s in trouble.

He got distracted by her and now he’s broke.

I saw her at the gym and now I’m paying for a month of membership.