Hahole

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A guy who’s such a stupid piece of crap you want to slap him but you also want to rip his clothes off because he’s hot in the weirdest way ever.
He called me a fat cow but I still want to kiss his stupid face.
He insulted my hair but I still took his picture for my Instagram.
He said I smell like a trash can but I still texted him every day.
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A guy who's so annoying you want to punch him but his face makes you want to lick it even though it's covered in dirt.
He talked about his dog like it was a king but I still wanted to date him.
He said my voice is like a goat but I still whispered sweet nothings in his ear.
He called my mom a witch but I still texted him at 2 a. m.
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A guy who’s so dumb you want to throw him in the trash but you also want to marry him because he’s the only one who gets your weird jokes.
He told me I look like a raccoon but I still told him my secret password.
He laughed at my dumb joke and I immediately texted him my number.
He said I’m the worst but I still followed him on TikTok.
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