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When soldiers get dropped out of a plane like a sack of crap and let gravity do the work for hours before they finally slow down with a parachute that looks like it was bought at a discount store.
'I did a haho today and my parachute looked like it was from the 80s.'
'Dropped from 40,000 feet and I still had time to pee on the way down.'
'That haho nearly killed me, but I still had time to cuss the pilot.'