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The only girl who could make a bald man cry
She walked into the room and my hair fell off.
I tried to flirt with her. She laughed so hard I got a bruise.
She looked at me like I was a dead rat. I died inside.
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A girl so hot she could burn down a church
I saw her and my pants caught fire.
She smiled at me and my heart exploded.
She winked and I got a second-degree burn.
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The girl who could make your brain shut down
She looked at me and I forgot how to speak.
I tried to think of something smart to say. My brain left me.
She said one sentence and I became a potato.