Hahne

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A weirdo who refuses to be normal and trips like it's their job. Has nice nails, is tall, and hates mustard more than he hates being called Derek.
Derek tripped into a soup bowl and got mustard on his shoes. He screamed like he was murdered.
He showed up to basketball practice with glitter on his nails and no socks.
He refused to eat a hot dog because it had mustard on it. He threw it at a teacher.
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When you try to talk on the radio but other people are talking on the same radio and it’s like a screaming match.
He turned on the radio and then seven other people turned on the same radio and it was chaos.
He tried to yell over the radio and got yelled at by three other people.
He started talking and then a bunch of other people started talking at the same time and it was like a war.
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A loud yell that sounds like it’s coming from a monster. Used by the Ying Yang Twins to scare people.
He screamed ‘HHHHAAAHHHHN’ and it scared a dog into running away.
He yelled it in the school hallway and it made people run out of the building.
He did it during a math test and the teacher lost it.
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My last name. It also means rooster or cock in German. It’s a fancy way of saying ‘you’re a dumb chicken.’
My last name is Hahn and I don’t care if people call me a chicken.
My dad said my last name means rooster and I called him a chicken.
My teacher said my last name is German and I said I’m not a chicken.
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Pulling someone’s heart out through their butt. It’s the worst thing that could happen to you.
He got his heart pulled out through his butt and cried like a baby.
She had her heart pulled out through her butt and it was the worst day ever.
They pulled his heart out through his butt and he screamed like a girl.
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A weird laugh that happens when you’re caught off guard and don’t know what to say. It’s like a confused giggle.
He laughed like he had no idea what was going on.
She did the laugh when her friend asked her a weird question.
He did it during a presentation and it ruined everything.
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A DJ from Linkin Park who makes cool music and is called Chairman Hahn. He’s famous for making songs that make you feel all kinds of emotions.
He made a song that made me cry and I had to go to the bathroom.
He’s the DJ who made ‘Cure for the Itch’ and I love it.
He’s called Chairman Hahn and I think that’s the best title ever.
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