hahna

Hahna showed up to the party in pajamas and a full face of glitter. She said she was coming to dance. We all know she was coming to smoke.

She tried to do a math test and fell asleep halfway through. The teacher gave her a D for effort. She gave him a middle finger.

Hahna’s mom texts me every day asking why my kid is still alive. I tell her I have no idea.

Hahna was telling a story about her cat. She got to the part where the cat ran away and then she fell asleep in the middle of it.

She aced the test but then took a nap right after. Her teacher was confused.

Hahna tried to text me during class and fell asleep on her phone. Her phone died. Her brain died too.

Hahna walked into the room looking like she just escaped a beauty pageant. She said hi and then fell asleep on my shoulder.

She tried to do her homework but took three naps and still didn’t finish it. Her brain is a disaster.

Hahna’s best friend texts me: 'She’s here. She’s beautiful. She’s asleep. What else do you want?'