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A lazy piece of trash who sleeps like a corpse
I woke up to my dog snoring like a drunk truck driver
She slept through my entire screaming fit
He fell asleep before I even said hello
hahn holder
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A human version of a doorknob, useless and always half-asleep
He answered the door like he just woke up from a coma
She didn't even notice I was there
He drooled on my shoes and didn't even care
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A human who’s so tired they can’t even think straight
She tried to text me but sent a whole paragraph of nonsense
He said ‘hi’ and then fell asleep on the couch
He ate a sandwich and then passed out