Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My last name. It also means a loud, annoying rooster that wakes you up at 5 AM.

My name is Hahn. I have no idea why I was born at 5 AM.

Hahn is the worst. He crows like a dying chicken.

I got up at 5 AM because Hahn was crowing like a lunatic.

2

When you rip someone’s heart out through their butt like they’re a meatball in a meatball sub.

You took my heart out my ass. I’m gonna die.

He pulled my heart out my butt. That’s not how it’s done.

My heart is now a meatball in a meatball sub.

3

A laugh so sudden and weird it sounds like a confused chicken. Used when you’re too stunned to say anything.

He said ‘Hello’ and I laughed like a confused chicken.

I got greeted by a stranger and laughed like a confused chicken.

She asked me a question and I laughed like a confused chicken.

4

A DJ in a band that makes loud music and also has a weird name. He also makes songs that are both cool and weird.

That DJ in Linkin Park is called Hahn. He has a weird name.

He makes songs that are cool and weird.

He’s called Chairman Hahn. He’s weird and cool.

5

Being someone’s friend just so you can steal their girlfriend. You’re a backstabbing, two-faced loser.

I’m his friend. I just want his girlfriend.

She’s my friend’s girlfriend. I want her.

I’m a backstabbing, two-faced loser.

6

A word that means something gay or something really tiny. Like a tiny gay bug.

That thing is gay. It’s also tiny.

He’s a tiny gay bug. That’s the most accurate description.

That tiny gay bug is both tiny and gay.

7

When you delete a Discord server without telling anyone. You’re a cruel, heartless monster.

I deleted the server. No one knew.

He deleted the server. That’s not fair.

You’re a cruel, heartless monster.