hahl

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The sweetest and craziest person ever. Like a sugar-coated tornado with a swear word for every heartbeat.
Hahl just texted me a photo of a taco wearing a crown and said, 'This is the future.'
Hahl tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog cried.
Hahl broke into a bakery at 3 a. m. just to taste the frosting.
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The most uncool person on Earth. They’re like a failed pizza. Bland. Sad. And covered in regret.
Hahl tried to start a band. It was just him humming and a broken kazoo.
Hahl asked for a pet dragon. Got a goldfish instead.
Hahl wore socks with sandals to a party. No one talked to him after that.
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