Hahgasm.

My uncle told a fart joke and I had a hahgasm so bad my dog ran out of the room.

When my friend said, 'I ate a whole pizza and still lost weight,' I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I watched a cat try to open a door and had a hahgasm that shook the house.

My mom said, 'I turned my TV on and my neighbor started singing,' and I had a hahgasm that made my neighbor stop singing.

When my teacher said, 'I failed the class and it’s not even my class,' I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

I saw a duck wearing a hat and had a hahgasm so big it made the duck look confused.

My brother said, 'I got a job at a bakery and now I eat bread for breakfast,' and I had a hahgasm that made my neighbor look over.

When my friend said, 'I tried to ride a bike and it fell over,' I laughed so hard I choked on my soda.

I saw a chicken wearing sunglasses and had a hahgasm that made the chicken look proud.