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A hahf is a wild bush of hair on your butt that looks like it was grown by a grumpy goat in a sewer.

My cousin’s hahf is so big, it looks like it’s trying to take over his whole butt.

I saw my dog’s hahf and it scared me more than the time he ate my homework.

My hahf has a life of its own and it’s plotting against me.

A hahf is like a jungle on your butt that you never shave and it’s always giving you side-eye.

My hahf gave me side-eye when I tried to wear tight pants again.

My hahf is so thick, it’s like it’s got a job.

I can’t even sit down without my hahf judging me.

A hahf is a hairy mess on your butt that looks like it came from a trash can and it’s full of attitude.

My hahf is so trashy, it’s like it was stolen from a landfill.

My hahf has more attitude than my teacher on a Monday.

My hahf looks like it’s been sitting in a trash can for 10 years.