hahei

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A place so pretty it makes your brain shut off and your pants fall down
My cousin went to hahei and forgot how to breathe
I took my dog there and he started licking strangers
My mom said it was the only place that could make her hate her ex again
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The only place in New Zealand that makes tourists forget their own names
I got lost in hahei and my phone died
My friend took a selfie there and now can't remember what he looked like
My boss said hahei was so beautiful he started crying and forgot his password
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A place so nice it makes your ex jealous and your mom proud
My ex went to hahei and texted me saying he wanted to come back
My mom took me there and said it was better than my first job
My dog went to hahei and came back with a new best friend
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