haham

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A laugh so loud it wakes the dead and makes your mom cry.
I saw my dog eat a sock and I did a full haham in the middle of the grocery store.
My uncle told a joke about his ex and I hahamed so hard I got a paper cut.
At the concert, the band played a song about poop and I hahamed so loud the crowd joined in.
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When you laugh so hard you spray your drink like a fountain and it smells like breakfast.
My friend told me he ate a whole pizza for breakfast and I hahamed so much my soda came out of my nose.
At the party, someone said 'I peed in the pool' and I hahamed like a drunk pig.
I watched my cousin try to juggle spoons and I hahamed so hard I got a stomachache.
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A magical place where everyone is too busy laughing to fight or eat or do anything important.
The town of Haham is so loud you can’t hear your thoughts.
They say the army tried to attack Haham, but they got distracted by a man telling jokes.
If you go to Haham, be ready to laugh until you pass out.
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