Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy laugh that sounds like your dog just stepped in a mess

Hahahqhahjahahqh, bro, I literally just got kicked out of my house

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’m not even mad, I’m just tired

Hahahqhahjahahqh, why are you even talking to me? I’m not worth it

2

A laugh that comes from deep in your soul but it’s also full of hate

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’ve had enough of your nonsense

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’m gonna text you a middle finger

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’m gonna beat you up later

3

The sound of your brain saying no but your mouth is saying yes

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’m gonna fail this test

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I just got grounded again

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I don’t even know why I’m here

4

A laugh that’s like your mom yelling at you but you’re still smiling

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I got a D on my math test

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I spilled my cereal

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I just got yelled at by my teacher

5

A laugh that makes you feel like you’re dying but you’re still laughing

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I just ate six tacos

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I’m gonna vomit

Hahahqhahjahahqh, I can’t breathe