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You laugh so hard you think your balls are gonna pop out
He told the joke about the chicken and the cow. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
She said 'I failed math and still got a scholarship.' I laughed so hard I got a paper cut from my hand clapping.
He told the story of his ex screaming at a traffic light. I laughed so hard I almost bit my tongue off.
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You laugh so loud you wake up the dead
I was watching a movie and started laughing so loud my neighbor came out to ask if I was having a seizure.
My friend told me about his date with a hot dog. I laughed so loud my mom called the police.
I heard the joke about the ghost and the vampire. I laughed so loud my dog ran out of the house.
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You laugh so much you think you’re going to die
He told the joke about the pizza and the math teacher. I laughed so much I thought I was going to vomit.
She said her cat took over her Instagram. I laughed so much I fell off the couch.
He told me about his ex’s dating life. I laughed so much I got a headache.
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You laugh so hard you think your brain is gonna explode
He told the joke about the cat and the dog. I laughed so hard I thought my brain was gonna pop out of my ears.
She said her dog tried to eat her laptop. I laughed so hard I got a cramp in my stomach.
He told the story about his dad singing in the shower. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
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You laugh so much you’re gonna need a wheelchair
He told me about his dog chasing a mail truck. I laughed so much I couldn’t walk for an hour.
She told me her cat got stuck in a blender. I laughed so much I fell over.
He said his mom tried to cook a pizza with a microwave. I laughed so much I had to sit down.
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You laugh so much you think you’re gonna lose your voice
He told the joke about the turtle and the hare. I laughed so much I could barely speak.
She said her dog tried to eat her phone. I laughed so much I had to whisper for the rest of the day.
He told me about his dad singing in the grocery store. I laughed so much I lost my voice.
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You laugh so hard you think you’re gonna cry
He told the joke about the math teacher and the pizza. I laughed so hard I started crying.
She said her dog tried to eat her socks. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.
He told me about his dad singing in the car. I laughed so hard I cried.
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You laugh so loud you think you’re gonna wake up the neighbors
I was laughing so hard at the joke about the ghost and the vampire. My neighbor came to my door asking if I was okay.
She told me about her dog wearing a hat. I laughed so loud my neighbor called the cops.
He told me about his dad singing in the park. I laughed so loud my neighbor asked if I had a seizure.
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You laugh so much you think you’re gonna lose your mind
He told the joke about the math teacher and the pizza. I laughed so much I thought I was going to lose my mind.
She said her dog tried to eat her laptop. I laughed so much I thought I was going to lose my mind.
He told me about his dad singing in the shower. I laughed so much I thought I was going to lose my mind.
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You laugh so hard you think you’re gonna pass out
He told the joke about the dog and the cat. I laughed so hard I passed out on the floor.
She said her dog tried to eat her TV. I laughed so hard I passed out on the couch.
He told me about his dad singing in the grocery store. I laughed so hard I passed out.
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