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SHUT UP BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
My dog just ate my homework and I laughed for ten minutes straight.
My teacher told me to stop laughing and I laughed harder.
My friend told a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.
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I’M GOING TO KICK YOU UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed so hard during the movie I missed the ending.
My brother told me a joke and I laughed until my ribs hurt.
I laughed at my friend’s face and he kicked me.
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IF YOU DON’T STOP LAUGHING I’LL DROWN YOU IN BUBBLES
I laughed so hard in the pool I floated to the surface.
I laughed during the science test and got a zero.
I laughed at my mom’s face and she threatened to drown me.
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I’LL FEED YOU TO A HORSE IF YOU DON’T STOP LAUGHING
I laughed at my dad’s joke and he said he’d feed me to a horse.
I laughed so hard during lunch I got sent to the office.
I laughed at the principal and he said I’d be fed to a horse.
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I’LL PULL YOUR HAIR OUT ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed so hard during the hair cut I got a bald spot.
My friend laughed at me and I pulled her hair out.
I laughed so hard my hair fell out.
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I’LL MAKE YOU EAT A WHOLE PIZZA UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed at my brother’s face and he made me eat a whole pizza.
I laughed during dinner and my dad made me eat a whole pizza.
I laughed so hard I got a pizza shoved in my mouth.
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I’LL KICK YOU IN THE BUTT UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed so hard during recess and got kicked in the butt.
My friend laughed at me and I kicked him in the butt.
I laughed so hard my teacher kicked me in the butt.
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I’LL MAKE YOU DO 100 PUSH-UPS UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed during gym and got 100 push-ups.
I laughed at my friend and he made me do 100 push-ups.
I laughed so hard I did 100 push-ups.
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I’LL MAKE YOU WALK A MILE UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed so hard during PE and had to walk a mile.
I laughed at my friend and he made me walk a mile.
I laughed so hard I walked a mile.
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I’LL MAKE YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR FOR A WHOLE HOUR UNTIL YOU STOP LAUGHING
I laughed so hard during class and got stuck in the chair for an hour.
I laughed at my teacher and she made me sit in the chair for an hour.
I laughed so hard I sat in the chair for an hour.
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