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when someone says something so gross and stupid you laugh but also want to punch them in the face
"You ate the last taco? I was gonna use it as a shield!", I laughed but I also wanted to choke him.
"You failed math? I passed it with my eyes closed!", I cackled but I also wanted to burn his homework.
"You told the teacher your dog died? It was just a goldfish!", I howled but I also wanted to bury him in the trash can.
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when someone says something so dumb and mean you can't help but laugh and also want to throw them out the window
"I failed the test? I was just distracted by my glitter!", I laughed until my glitter came out.
"You said I was fat? I'm just chunky!", I cackled until my chunky came out.
"You said my drawing was bad? I just drew a cat!", I howled until my cat came out.
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when someone says something so stupid and rude you laugh but also want to throw them into a blender
"You flunked the test? I got a 100 and I was wearing pajamas!", I laughed until my pajamas were on fire.
"You said I was ugly? I was just tired!", I cackled until my face was red.
"You said my dog was loud? He just loves me!", I howled until my dog started a band.
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