Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you laugh so hard you forget you're even alive and hope nobody notices.

Hahaed when my mom said she’d eat my dog if I didn’t clean my room.

Hahaed during the math test when the teacher asked why I had a banana in my pocket.

Hahaed when my friend told me he cried at the movie and then ate a whole pizza.

2

The fastest way to act like you care while secretly thinking they're the worst.

Hahaed at my crush’s text just to keep the conversation going.

Hahaed at my dad’s joke even though it was the worst thing I’d ever heard.

Hahaed during a group project when I realized my teammate had no idea what we were doing.

3

When you send a single laugh to make someone think you’re into them and also think you’re cool.

Hahaed at my friend’s meme just to seem like I understood the joke.

Hahaed in the middle of a debate when I had no idea what was going on.

Hahaed when my teacher told a joke that made no sense.

4

When you laugh so much you think your face is going to fall off and you can’t type.

Hahaed when my friend told me he had a pet turtle that lived in a cereal box.

Hahaed when my mom said she was going to turn my dad into a chicken.

Hahaed when my teacher made a joke about my haircut.

5

What you say when you're either completely lost or you’re just being a jerk.

Hahaed when my friend asked me what my favorite color was and I said blue.

Hahaed during a game show when I had no idea what the question was.

Hahaed when my teacher said I could leave early if I finished my homework.

6

An ancient way of saying laugh that only the old people and the cool kids use.

Hahaed when my grandma told me a story about her cat.

Hahaed when my teacher made me repeat a sentence five times.

Hahaed when my friend said he had a pet dinosaur.

7

Something Nelson from the Simpsons uses to show he thinks he’s the best and also that he’s completely wrong.

Hahaed when Nelson said he was going to be the president of the world.

Hahaed when Nelson told the class he had a pet alien.

Hahaed when Nelson said he could beat up the principal.