hahad

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When a jailbird gets a prison tattoo of a hot opera singer, and they both pretend it’s not statutory rape. Usually happens when the singer can’t read music and the composer can’t read.
"Hahad when the warden let the singer in for lunch."
"He got a hahad after the concert."
"That’s not a tattoo. That’s a prison sentence."
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A fake laugh that’s more than a smile but not loud enough to wake the dead. It’s when you think you’re funny, but the whole world knows you’re lying.
"I hahad at his joke. It was so bad I cried."
"She hahad through the whole speech."
"He hahad so much, I thought he was going to throw up."
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