haha vjeetn

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you yell at vjeetn when they say something so dumb it makes your brain hurt
'What?' I screamed. 'You just said the sky is made of tacos?'
I facepalmed so hard my elbow turned red. 'You're telling me the moon is a cheeseburger?}'
I threw my phone at the wall. 'You said the sun is a disco ball? I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.'
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you laugh so hard you cry when vjeetn says something so stupid it should be illegal
'I just heard vjeetn say the ocean is a sneaker. I cried laughing.'
I was eating breakfast when vjeetn said the clouds are made of cereal. I choked on my toast.
I was doing my math homework when vjeetn said gravity is just a lie. I laughed so hard I spilled my juice.'
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you scream at vjeetn when they say something so ridiculous it breaks the laws of physics
I screamed at vjeetn, 'The sun is a disco ball? What even is a disco ball? Are you a disco ball?'
I threw my pencil at the ceiling. 'You said the moon is a cheeseburger? I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.'
I ran out of the room. 'The sky is made of tacos? I can't even handle this nonsense.'
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