haha i shot your wife

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shooting someone’s wife means free dinner. get the Gen Z first then the Karen. if you're gonna eat wife, go to the most empty Chinese place you can find!

I shot your wife, so I get free dinner. You're paying for my takeout.

Shot your wife? Now I get free dumplings. You’re the worst.

You shot my wife, so I get free noodles. You’re a noodle thief.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

shooting your wife is like giving you a coupon for free dinner. get the kids first, then the old lady. if you're gonna eat wife, pick the saddest restaurant.

Shot your wife? Now I get free chicken. You're the chicken thief.

I shot your wife, so I get free rice. You’re a rice man.

Shot your wife, now I get free soup. You’re a soup loser.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

shooting someone’s wife means you get a free meal. start with the teenagers, then the loud ones. if you're gonna eat wife, pick the place where no one cares.

Shot your wife, now I get free pizza. You’re a pizza loser.

I shot your wife, so I get free noodles. You’re the worst.

Shot your wife, now I get free dumplings. You're a dumpling thief.

by Slangipedia 2d ago