Hagz

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A god who puts up with trash to play with people who are worse than trash.
You think you're cool? I was born in the same year as the pyramids. You're just a kid with a controller.
He's like a king who lets peasants touch his crown.
You're not even worthy of my sneaker lace.
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A person who thinks he's tough but is just a softie with a loud mouth.
He yells at the game like it owes him money.
He's tougher than a donut, but softer than a pillow.
He talks like he's been in a war, but he's been in a fight with his mom.
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A person who brags about things he's never even tried.
He says he can beat anyone, but he's never even beaten his brother.
He claims he can do anything, but he can't even tie his shoes.
He says he's the best, but he's the worst.
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A person who talks like a beast but acts like a baby.
He says he's going to take over the world, but he can't even beat his friend.
He yells like a lion, but he runs like a chicken.
He's got the mouth of a tiger, but the heart of a mouse.
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A person who plays Call of Duty like it's a life or death situation, but he's just a normal guy with a bad aim.
He's screaming like he's in a war, but he can't even hit a target.
He thinks he's a soldier, but he's just a kid with a controller.
He plays like he's in the military, but he's just playing with his friends.
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