hagyeah

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A guy who looks like a sad version of a dog that got hit by a bus and then left in the middle of a swamp.

My cousin is a hagyeah. He wears socks with sandals and cries at the grocery store.

That hagyeah tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.

He called me a hagyeah in front of my mom. I still haven't forgiven him.

A human who smells like old pizza and has the social skills of a brick.

That hagyeah sat next to me on the bus and didn't say a word the whole ride.

He threw a fit because the soda machine didn't give him a soda.

He tried to flirt with my sister and said, 'You're like a snack.'

A person who thinks they're cool, but everyone else knows they're just a walking disaster.

That hagyeah walked into the party wearing a hat that said 'I survived 2020.'

He tried to rap and made everyone laugh so hard they cried.

He claimed he was a king. No one believed him.

A human who thinks he's the most important person in the world, but everyone else thinks he's the most annoying.

He walked into the class and yelled, 'I am the king of the universe!'

He tried to explain why he's a hagyeah and it took 10 minutes.

He asked me for a snack and then said, 'You're lucky I'm not a hagyeah.'

A guy who acts like he's the best at everything, but he's really just a mess in a shirt.

He tried to do a magic trick and it ended with him crying.

He called me a hagyeah and then tripped over his own shoes.

He said he was going to be a king when he grew up. No one believes him.