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A mean, love-crazy person who doesn’t cheat and can dance. She loves a guy when she gets one, dresses like a queen, but has a terrible attitude. When she laughs, she can’t stop, it’s like a party in her head.
She got a guy, and now she’s showing him off like he’s her new pet.
She dressed up for the party, but she still yelled at the barista.
She laughed so hard at my joke, she fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A mess caused by the worst people in society. They beat their moms, don’t wash, and lie like it’s their job. They want to be famous but are too fat and angry to ever get there.
He punched the mailman because he forgot to take out the trash.
She lied to her whole class about being a billionaire.
He tried to be a rock star but got stuck in the middle of a fast-food restaurant.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The best Romanian soccer player ever. He’s still cool, even though he’s old and now coaches a team.
He used to run circles around people, now he just yells at them from the bench.
He’s still got that magic touch, even if he’s got a little more magic in his belly.
He used to score goals, now he scores points with his players.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The guy who was the best ever, but now he’s too old to play, so he just yells at kids from the sidelines.
He used to be fast, now he walks like he’s got a sore knee and a bad attitude.
He still knows how to win, but he just can’t run anymore.
He used to play like a dream, now he just dreams about playing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A cool guy who keeps secrets and treats people right, but sometimes he acts weird and doesn’t know what he’s doing.
He kept my secret, but he forgot to tell me he was going to tell my mom.
He acted like he knew what he was doing, but he just guessed.
He was nice to me, but he still called my dog a fat slob.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who makes the best FIFA 2004 kits, he’s a kit-making legend, even if he’s got no life.
He makes kits so good, you think you’re in a video game.
He knows every detail of every player, but he still doesn’t know his own life.
He spent all his money on kits, but he still eats cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A total failure who never knows when he’s going to succeed, it’s like he’s lost in a game of chance.
He tried to be rich, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.
He failed everything, but he still thinks he’s going to win the lottery.
He doesn’t know what success is, but he still thinks he’s the best.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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