haguman

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a guy who smells like old socks and bad decisions
My cousin is a haguman. He ate three burgers and passed out.
That guy at the gym is a haguman. He sweats like a pig.
My friend's dad is a haguman. He doesn't know what a shower is.
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a man who thinks he's cool but is actually a disaster
My teacher called me a haguman because I fell out of my chair.
That guy at the bus stop is a haguman. He wears a sock on his head.
My brother is a haguman. He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
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a man who smells like a garbage can and has no style
My neighbor is a haguman. He wears pajamas to work.
That guy at the park is a haguman. He threw a banana peel at a squirrel.
My uncle is a haguman. He tried to play the guitar and it sounded like a cat fight.
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a man who is so bad he makes other people look good
My mom called my brother a haguman because he spilled soup on his shirt.
That guy at the store is a haguman. He tried to talk to the cashier and said 'hello' to the fridge.
My friend's dog is a haguman. He barked at a cloud.
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a man who smells like a wet dog and has no life
My cousin is a haguman. He tried to play chess and fell asleep.
That guy at the mall is a haguman. He wore a hat inside a store.
My dad is a haguman. He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
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a man who is so dumb he thinks a hat is a helmet
My teacher said I was a haguman because I drew a cat on the board.
That guy at the movie theater is a haguman. He ate popcorn and threw it at the screen.
My friend is a haguman. He tried to ride a bike and fell into a bush.
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