Haguin

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1
a mix of total rage, pure happiness, deep sadness, and super happy joy all crashing into your brain like a drunk man at a pizza party.
I saw my ex with my best friend and my dog. I felt Haguin.
My mom called me fat and said I looked like a melted candle. I had Haguin.
I got a 100 on my math test and got stuck in traffic. I had Haguin.
2
when you’re so angry, happy, sad, and excited you feel like you’re going to explode and cry at the same time.
My dog ate my homework and got a medal. I had Haguin.
I failed my test but got a free pizza. I had Haguin.
My crush texted me and then blocked me. I had Haguin.
3
when your brain is like a broken jukebox playing all the worst songs at once and you can’t tell if you’re mad, happy, or just tired of life.
I got grounded for eating my math teacher’s hair. I had Haguin.
I won a game but got picked last for dodgeball. I had Haguin.
My dad told me I was a disgrace and then gave me a cookie. I had Haguin.
4
when you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck, hugged by a bear, and kicked by a goat all at the same time.
I found out my crush had a crush on my friend. I had Haguin.
I got a perfect score but got stuck in the worst traffic ever. I had Haguin.
My dog ate my math test and my mom yelled at me. I had Haguin.
5
when you’re so messed up inside you feel like you’re going to laugh, cry, scream, and throw a chair all at the same time.
My teacher called me lazy and said I was the worst student ever. I had Haguin.
I got a free pizza but got stuck in the worst traffic. I had Haguin.
My best friend stole my lunch and then asked for a hug. I had Haguin.
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