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James is a total waste of space who made the family look like a bunch of losers. Paul can shag the pants off a nun, but James can't even get a bird to look at him twice.

James tried to flirt with a barmaid and she ran out of the pub screaming.

He asked a girl to the cinema and she said yes just to get out of the conversation.

He tried to pick up a pizza delivery girl and she gave him a one-star review.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

James is such a disaster that even the dog won't talk to him. Paul is a legend, but James is the kind of guy who would trip over his own feet just to look cool.

He tried to dance at a wedding and ended up in a food fight.

He asked a girl to prom and she brought her whole family to the event.

He tried to make a joke and it was so bad, the mic dropped.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

James is the reason the family name is now a curse. Paul is a king in the bedroom, but James is the kind of guy who would cry if he got a free biscuit.

He tried to charm a girl and she left him for his brother.

He brought a flask to a coffee shop and it was just orange juice.

He tried to be funny and ended up getting kicked out of a restaurant.

by Slangipedia 12d ago