hague

'Hague?' I said. 'Haaa-guh?' he said. I still don't know what that means.

My lawyer said 'Hague' like it was a curse. It wasn't. It was just a last name.

He tried to pronounce 'Hague' like it was a fancy word. It's not. It's just a last name.

That hairy guy in the park with the banana obsession? That's the Hague. He's got a crush on Jane and his friends are total jerks.

My neighbor is the Hague. He eats bananas like they're going out of style and his friends are the worst.

I saw the Hague in the grocery store. He was picking bananas and yelling at his friends. They're the worst.

My brother made the Hague noise when he got stuck in the bow. It was like a cow had a scream party.

That kid in class did the Hague noise and I nearly lost my hearing.

My dog did the Hague noise when he got stuck in the bow. It was the worst.

I ate the worst taco ever and did the Hague. It was like a party in my pants.

My mom said, 'Do the Hague,' and I did. It was the worst.

The Hague is the best word. It's like poop and life.

I did the Hague because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.

My brother did the Hague in my pants. It was the worst.

The Hague is the best thing ever. It's like a lazy person's dream.

My teacher said the Hague is a Bengali word for poop. I didn't know that. I'm not smart.

The Hague is a Bengali word for poop. I knew that. I'm smart.

My friend said the Hague is a Bengali word for poop. I didn't know that. I'm not smart.

My brother does the Hague every time he sees a girl. He's still a kid.

That kid in class does the Hague all the time. He's never going to grow up.

My friend does the Hague like it's a job. He's never going to grow up.