Haguar

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A cougar that’s had way too much wine and way too many bad decisions. They’re loud, ugly, and don’t know how to act like a human being.

My aunt is a Haguar. She talks to strangers at the bar and thinks it’s a move.

My boss is a Haguar. She wears fake eyelashes and a leopard shirt every day.

That lady at the grocery store yelled at me for not tipping her. She’s a Haguar.

A woman who’s old enough to know better but still tries to flirt with guys half her age. She’s got no life and no sense.

My mom’s a Haguar. She texts my dad every day and still says she’s ‘young.’

That lady at the gym is a Haguar. She’s 60 and still thinks she’s 30.

My grandma flirts with the mailman. She’s a Haguar.

A feline-like woman who wears too much leopard print and looks like she was hit by a truck. She’s a Haguar, and it’s not a compliment.

My neighbor wears leopard pants every day. She’s a Haguar and she knows it.

That woman at the mall wears a leopard shirt and a hat. She’s a Haguar.

My cousin’s a Haguar. She wore leopard socks to my birthday and nobody liked it.