Hagsl

You're getting laid like it's your job and you love every minute of it.

Your love life is so good you don't even care about your chores anymore.

You're the main character in a rom-com and you know it.

You're the reason your phone battery dies before your bedtime.

You're having so much fun you forgot about your ex.

You're getting more attention than a dog at a park.

You're the most desired person in the room and you don't even know it.

You're getting more love than a birthday cake gets compliments.

You're so good at this you're making people jealous.

You're the best part of their day and they don't even know it yet.

You're getting more love than a pet gets cuddles.

You're the reason they're smiling before coffee.

You're getting more love than a social media influencer gets likes.

You're the reason they're staying up late and not caring about it.

You're having so much fun it's becoming a habit.