Hagrid's Pocket

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Hagrid's Pocket is like a dirty sock filled with a giant, smelly, half-dead goat that also farts. It’s not a proper wizard’s thing, it’s more like a giant’s excuse for not washing.
My grandma’s Hagrid’s Pocket is so bad, it smells like a wet dog in a garbage can.
That guy’s Hagrid’s Pocket is so big, it could hold a whole class of first-years.
I tried to borrow Hagrid’s Pocket once. I got a goat and a fart in my face.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hagrid’s Pocket is basically a hole in a shirt that also smells like a rotten sandwich and a sweaty gym sock. It’s not fancy, it’s just a giant’s lazy way of wearing clothes.
My brother’s Hagrid’s Pocket looks like it’s been used as a toilet for a dragon.
That teacher’s Hagrid’s Pocket is so bad, the kids ran out of the room.
I got stuck in Hagrid’s Pocket once. It took me three hours to escape.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hagrid’s Pocket is like a giant’s junk drawer but also a trash can and a smelly sock all in one. It’s not cool, it’s just a giant’s excuse for being dirty.
My mom’s Hagrid’s Pocket is so bad, it could make a dragon cry.
That guy’s Hagrid’s Pocket is like a meat locker with a sock on it.
I tried to shake hands with Hagrid’s Pocket. I got a sock and a fart.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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