Hagrid's Buttcrack

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A magical crack in the butt of Hagrid, used when he's really mad and wants to curse you into next Tuesday

My math test was a disaster. I called it Hagrid's Buttcrack.

She failed the spelling bee. Her teacher said, 'That’s Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

He dropped his giant beetle. He yelled, 'Hagrid's Buttcrack!'

A giant butt crack that Hagrid uses to scare little kids and also to swear like a sailor on a stormy sea

I saw a spider. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

He ate 100 sausages. I said, 'That’s Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

My dog ran away. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

When Hagrid gets so angry, his butt crack becomes a magical swear that could probably turn your head into a frog

My mom grounded me. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I spilled my juice on my shirt. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

My brother took my video game. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

A giant butt crack that Hagrid uses to swear so hard, it might make your toes fall off and your brain go on vacation

I failed my science test. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

My cat knocked over my lamp. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I got detention. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

A magical butt crack that Hagrid uses to swear so loud, it could wake up the dead and make your teacher cry

My dog bit my friend. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I got stuck in the toilet. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

My brother stole my candy. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

When Hagrid gets so mad, his butt crack becomes a giant swear that could probably melt your face and your brain into a gooey mess

My friend made fun of me. I said, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I spilled my lunch on my shirt. I yelled, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'

I failed my math test again. I screamed, 'Hagrid’s Buttcrack!'